rhode island so small nobody can see the stars at night because there is too much light pollution from the one streetlight
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep
Anonymous said: bobin how old are you bc you are hella hella cute and idk i'm having a hard time deciding if you are 30 or 19 but then a 30 year old wouldn't really be blogging so pls tell me
18
me:
you:
this game came out over a year before kim k: hollywood did.. holy shit kim pulled a blatant rip off
Both games were made by the same developer.
Anonymous said: I see you still have that pine tree... It looks suspicious! WHAT IS IT HIDING FROM US?!
Christmas presents
My license says 145 pounds but I’m actually 172 pounds. If a cop ever pulls me over boy are they in for a doozy
Had to give some bad news
Me ft. Good hair
Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I
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yes I’m 5’3”
get over it
Won’t be very difficult
ouch
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
