*Joke*

bewbin:

Worlds greatest guitarist

fartgallery:

we all need a hand to hold sometimes
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fartgallery:

we all need a hand to hold sometimes

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

theanti90smovement:

This is the JOKE POLICE we’re here to arrest you for telling a shitty joke. Come out with your hands up!!! And don’t you dare try any funny business that’s what got you into this situation. 

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

(Source: vine.co)

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach
whiskers:  maybe $60k
a smile:  honestly, thats priceless
sand:  $300
giant blurry log:  $1400 {

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach

whiskers:  maybe $60k

a smile:  honestly, thats priceless

sand:  $300

giant blurry log:  $1400

bombing:

time to bring harlem shake back

It never left this whole time has just been one a build up just in anticipation of the final drop

Anonymous said: I know a girl with your last name and she says that the name means lion or something in some language

If only something like google existed where you could just google this and get an answer if only Google would invent Google so you could google it

Anonymous said: Wats ur ello?

I don’t follow trends I still use aol I am blogging off a old calculator

weedkinz:

I’ve changed my shirt 3 times today

Anonymous said: What would you say is your appeal

Amazing 401K

weedkinz:

Eat my shorts

cant docotr said too much fiber

Anonymous said: you and officalunitedstates always reply to each other so quickly it's like you are excited little children waiting for the other to respond

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

we are business associates with shares in each others blogging firms 

I am going to implement a hostile takeover

the only thing thats hostile here is what you wear on casual friday cargo shorts? really?

Anonymous said: you and officalunitedstates always reply to each other so quickly it's like you are excited little children waiting for the other to respond

we are business associates with shares in each others blogging firms 

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

some news

any olds?

someone arrest this man too {

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

some news

any olds?

someone arrest this man too