"there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…"
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Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)
I killed that dance at the end of this.
browsing tumblr while sad
verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’
Anonymous asked: Would you ever do a make-up tutorial?
I don’t know anything about cosmetics but I do think I could make-up something about them
Anonymous asked: Have you thought about opening a gardening store?
That sounds like a hoeribble idea
Anonymous asked: If the milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard... Then what do the smoothies bring???