*Joke*

bombing:

relevantmoose:

bombing:

i just sneezed

Bless you

thanks

now THIS is a relatable text post

You know a mall is upscale if it’s too good for the gap

Anonymous said: how do i get you to frkn follow me

Like and subscribe

Anonymous said: Why did u choose a shark costume why not a giraffe

Becuase I have morals

jathis:

extradan:

So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

Here the reversed version. 

OH MY GOD

bewbin:

HEY GUYS IM BACK WITH ANOTHER AMAZING EPISODE OF MINECRAFT SO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND COMENT ON HOW YOU LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED

What do you call a brown bear who is angry?

Anonymous said: Dayum u fine Kiss me in front of your Christmas tree

i took it down

bestcooltumbler:

*wheelies a train*

facking-betch said: What's bob in? Is he stuck? Do I need to call the fire department?

i make the puns around here 

(Source: lolgifs.net)

follow bombing the original creator of that amazing post 

united-states-government:

now is a good time to make a sudden investment in the water industry

minorcutie:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated

i never wanna get braces my teeth are like me. one of my front teeth is more forward than the other. like its fighting to get attention all the time. like me