*Joke*

notbewbin:

bewbin:

Spending the day tanning at the beach #blessed

Hot dogs or legs?

Hot legs

officialunitedstates:

forfksakes:

officialunitedstates:

you:  puts your hand in the moving fan to impress the girls

me:  turns off the fan and then touches it, impressing the girls with my intellect

literally no one does that.

you and me just did it

Spending the day tanning at the beach #blessed

(Source: tinarannosaurus)

bewbin:

whoredinarygirl:

hello I lost my voice

then how did u make this post?

this is an A and B conversation so go fuck yourself 

(Source: cloakthedagger)

Anonymous said: I think a lot about you when I'm sewing bcus these little things are called bobins and i always have to change them etc. and it's really distracting like i just ripped up THE WRONG SEAM

If your gonna sew me get a lawyer first

(Source: iraffiruse)

apocalypsecanceled:

TODAY’S SPECIAL (2009)

(Source: flybaldies)

betweenbodies:

ive never believed in passive aggressive vagueblogging, unlike SOME people i could mention

officialunitedstates:

lot of people on here care too much about their anesthetic.  just let the doctors take care of it

pournstar:

dirty and sad babies club 2k14