*Joke*

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(Source: screenshotfunny)

deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model
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deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

Anonymous asked: Your like really stupid

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kagehiko-kirigiri:

Atention:
If you want Fanta, press Sprite. If you want Sprite, press Fanta. If you press Coke Zero, juice will come out
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kagehiko-kirigiri:

Atention:

If you want Fanta, press Sprite. If you want Sprite, press Fanta. If you press Coke Zero, juice will come out

(Source: jaidefinichon)

(Source: the-narddog)

(Source: jesus-san)

pemsylvania:

I need a kitchen stove timer that instead of beeping sends out clouds of smoke to remind you of burning food so you have to take your food out

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bewbin:

my mom just told me to shave and i said Looks like we have a hairy situation here and she just looked at me with a blank face 

the worst part is she doesn’t even speak english and she knows it was a bad joke 

my mom just told me to shave and i said Looks like we have a hairy situation here and she just looked at me with a blank face 

Tumblr Behind the scenes

  • Tumblr Executives: Bewbin what will be the next giant meme
  • Me: *opens briefcase* Doge and Ermahgerd talk at the same time
  • Tumblr Executives: Brilliant, here is 5,000 followers as payment
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(Source: prismcess)

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