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officialunitedstates:

rhode island so small nobody can see the stars at night because there is too much light pollution from the one streetlight

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

Anonymous said: bobin how old are you bc you are hella hella cute and idk i'm having a hard time deciding if you are 30 or 19 but then a 30 year old wouldn't really be blogging so pls tell me

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schloong:

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schloong:

I looked cute today

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n4rc1ss1st:

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this game came out over a year before kim k: hollywood did.. holy shit kim pulled a blatant rip off

Both games were made by the same developer.

bewbin:

Had to give some bad news

Anonymous said: I see you still have that pine tree... It looks suspicious! WHAT IS IT HIDING FROM US?!

Christmas presents

My license says 145 pounds but I’m actually 172 pounds. If a cop ever pulls me over boy are they in for a doozy

Had to give some bad news

heliolisk:

the-8-mile:

heliolisk:

Me ft. Good hair

Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I

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yes I’m 5’3”

2bainzz:

amaired84:

2bainzz:

get over it

Won’t be very difficult

ouch

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand